THE BEST CAR BUYING TIPS!..WE SAW YOU COMING!
Welcome tO CARHELPERS. The Ultimate Car Buying and Selling Service
We bring with us Great News..JUST FOR YOU!
So whats the Great News?...
WELL...Buying a New Car is great but its the stuff that goes with it right?
we know how you feel... so excited with the thought of buying a New Car but put off by the whole process in order to own one!. Sound familiar.?
so the first bit of great news is the chore of car sales just got a hell of a lot easier for you!. .
The second bit it is Friendly and Personal between us and you!
The final bit........This is as Unique as You are!...
Wake up! wake up! its a bad dream!
Think of us as the "WAKER UPPERS" of your Car Sales Nightmares.take as much or as little as you want from us. we are here to give you made-to-measure not one size fits all car sales and purchasing advice.
Based here in Gloucester and stretching all over the UK. We give you the best car buying tips arming you ready for battle! horse and armour negotiable!....Hold tight tonto this may get bumpy!.. No fear THOUGH we are masters of the bump!.
We are not "HIT EM QUICK" AND RUN SPECIALISTS ..AFTER YOUR MONEY AND 10/10 SURVEY....(load of coerced nonsense they are!) THIS IS NOT ABOUT SALES! WE ARE NOT A DEALER!.
WE WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU AND LOOK AFTER YOU. This service is so much more than Buying and Selling Cars. we go the extra mile to ensure you have the best help!.
Most of all we make it fun.! we keep it real too - not fake or rehearsed.So much of Car Sales is Money orientated isn't it?. we don't care about how much money you have..We Care About You!
winner winner chicken dinner! OR QUORN IF YOU PREFER!
Who You Gonna Call?
Who do you turn to when buying or selling a car? we all turn to someone right?. We know where to look and how much a car should cost, whether that be a private sale or trade, saving you time and money!, and hopefully not in need of the nurofen and the eye mask!.
WE HAVE BEEN in THE SALES PEOPLE's shoes, and indeed in the Managers office ...(more than once!) we know what goes in in there, and the targets on the boards!, and the whips kept in the draws (joke!)
we were never designed to take orders and be puppets!..THE POLITICS...MY GOD...BREXIT LOOKS MILD COMPARED TO THEM!. we had great delight in CHAIN SAWING the commercial shackles and leaving the corporate twaddle behind.
Now we are able to give you real proven car buying tips and advice gained from first hand experience. for you we are like "Big Brother" the all seeing eye!.
we are not fred down the "boozer" or THE FRIEND WHO PRETENDS, OUT TO IMPRESS you GET THE HALO AND THE long awaited DATE NIGHT!. WE HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN THERE! WE KNOW HOW IT WORKS.!
We also have live used Car Sales advertised on our social media with the cars we're currently helping to sell. We promise to get you the best price we can,and make the magic happen! we find prayer helps...!!
Before you sell your car to an online agent or put it in part exchange for a lower trade figure.. lets try and get you some more "mula". don't jump the gun! what is it the famous supermarket says? every little......??
THE BEST CAR BUYING TIPS! we don't do waffle! EXCEPT AT BREAKFAST!
THE PROBLEM when you are buying is THE PEOPLE GIVING ADVICE EARN MONEY OUT OF YOU.! THEY NEED TO SELL CARS!, and the all important add ons..the Finance the Warranties and Paint Protection!,for example...Ultimately THIS LEAVES SEEDS OF DOUBT FOR YOU!....THIS is not good!...You know what they say about procrastination! ...Besides it being a mouthfull!
In our past we have pulled more strokes than a professional swimmer!.in a polished professional way of course! (we jest.!)
Happy days for you
This means we have the answers to all your questions! so you don't get bogged down by CAR SALES waffle and jargon.! Sales people are masters with the chit chat! and this is not an attack on them - they have to sell they are up against it, and there are Good Honest dealers everywhere.
There is nothing worse in life though than thinking what in God's name are they going on about! is there?. Who wants to be fobbed off?, and go home worrying?.We have the answers to all those questions!
As for a computer... they can give you lots of options and cars to choose from but they touch and feel them? get it straight and honest from the horses mouth!. saving you time and money! and best of all its personal
We are wizards with the old "never never" and figures toO... We have whacked those buttons so hard for the dealers in the past there was smoke coming out of the calculator! SQUEEZING every last penny from you!.. TO HIT their TARGETS.! We don't care if the car is one thousand pounds, or one hundred thousand,
the service is the same!.it always should be!.
If in doubt -
BETTER CALL PAUL